A SATIRE

Hillary Fondly remembers the last time they were together:
Hillary: Puddin?? Puddin??? Were’s My Favorite Nazi?
(Hillary Almost Happily Varks out as she walks through Their Private Canadian Island Mansion)
Soros: OH MY Queen YOU are FINALLY HERE come to Papa
(Hillary Saunters over n Plops into Soros’s Lap)
Hillary: OH PUDDIN it was JUST AWEFUL – TRUMP STOLE MY CROWN (Sniff Sniff)
IT
WASSSSSSSSSSSS
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWN!
(SHE BALLS ONTO HIS SHOULDER LIKE A DRUNK BABY)
HILLARY: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MACHINES?
I THOUGHT For EVERY VOTE THOSE DAMN TRUMPSTER CAST 2 WENT TO ME!?!?!?!
SOROS: Well YES MY DARLING….I”M SO SORRY TRUMP STOLE YOUR CROWN MY LOVE
BUT we only rigged the Machines to 40%
And My Darling 96% of the people voted for Trump
IDIOT OBAMA TRIED TO SWITCH THE FIGURES but he got caught my pet
SO I am SORRY I COULD Not GET YOU THE US PRESIDENCY
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I DID GET YOU THE CROWN YOU WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR GAVORITE PERUVIAN FLAKE!
HILLARY: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PUDDIN – SEE THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU
YOU SO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I NEED
SOROS: OK HRH I’m Going to Take a VIAGRA AND A NAP DO I”LL BE READY N WAITIN WHEN YOU”RE READY HehEhe IF YOU”RE A GOOD GIRL I”VE EVEN ORDERED YOU SOME PIZZA FOR LATER – YES MY DARLING ( and He Grabs HER CLOSE) I DO KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE

Hillary: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PUDDIN
N THEY DO THIS INSANE VILLAIN EMBRACE

SOROS; NOW KISS ME MY LOVE N GO TRY IT ON – WITH NOTHING ELSE I want to see you wearing nothing but your CROWN MY QUEEN of HEARTS
AND THEY KISS A LONG CREEPY KISS n Hillary Saunters into the Bathroom ( Yes She does do a lot of Sauntering around SOROS)
SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIFF
HILLARY:
AL
AL
COME HERE SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIFFF AND BRING THE VODKA !!!
YOU KNOW THE BATHROOMS SHOULD ALWAYS BE STOCKED WITH FROSTED VODKA
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
YOU KNOW YOU CAN BE REPLACED AL!
AL: HERE MADAME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ( HE DROPS THE VODKA SMSHING TO THE FLOOR)
HILLARY: IS IT EVEN?
MADAM YOU”RE NAKED!?!?!?!?!
HILLARY: YEAH IS WHY I CALLED YOU IN IS MY LANDING STRIP EVEN??????????????????
NOW LOOK THIS BODKA IS RUINED GO GET SOME MORE
AL: YES MAM
HILLARY: YES WHAT? IS IT EVEN OR THE VODKA?
GET THE MARBLES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH MAN!
I WANT EVERYTHIN PERFECT FOR MY PUDDIN CUP

AL : WELL IF YOU MUST KNOW YOU NEED to STRAIGHTEN OUT THE LEFT
IT”S A MESS – THERE”S NO LINE – YOU HAVE TO DEFINE THE LEFT to make it more distinfuished like the right see
( Hillary climbs back infront of the mirror n spreads her legs)
AL NOT KNOWING WHAT TO DO IS FROZEN LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS OF AN ON COMING TRANSPORT TRUCK
HILLARY CACKLES: WELL????????????? WHAT ARE YOU STANDIN THERE FOR MAN? GO GET THE VODKA _ WE HAVE WORK TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEED FRESH BLOOD
AND A SHOT (HILLARY IS GETTING LOUDER AS AL MAKES HIS ESCAPE)
OH AN D BRING ME ONE OF THOSE VAG CLEANSIN STERILIZING DOUCHES SPRING FRESH
AND DON”T FORGET THE VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(AL IS ALREADY DOWN THE STAIRS GONE hehehehe)
AND SOROS MAPPING WITH A TOTAL HARDON PIPES UP : ANYTHING FOR YOU MY QUEEN and Drifts back to LA LA LAND
SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIFF
MY GOD IT IS HARD TO HET GOOD SEVRET SERVICE!
AL
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AL
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU WITH THE VODKA MAN?????????????????????????????
HEY AL
DO YOU HEAR CHOPPERS?
ASK THE PRINCE OF HE SEES ANY CHOPPERS FROM HIS ISLAND!
AND AL
WHERE IN THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING VODKA?
I COULD HAVE FLOWN TO RUSSIA N GOT IT FROM PUTIN BY NOW FOR FUCK SAKES!!!
AL: I”M HERE MAM IT TOOK ME A MINTUTE TO LOCATE YOUR DOUCHES and then I had to find srpingfresh………buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut then I thought Your Little Nazi Might Like a Little Musk
SO I Brought both
HILLARY STANDS UP N WALKS OVER TO GRAB HER VODKA – DOWN S THE ALREADY POURED GLASS WITHOUT MISSIN A BEAT GRAFS THE BOTTLE AND CONFRONTS AL:
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AL: WELL THAT CROWN IS OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSTANDING MAM
HILLARY: ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND
AL: WELL…..(AND HE GRABS HER HLASS AND THE BOTLE N FILLS IT N GULPS IT DOWN)
LET ME SEE YOU WALK
( AND HE DOWNS ANOTHER HOPING THAT THE SIGHT OF SHE NUDE BODY CAPPED WITH AN $80MILLION DOLLAR CROWN WOULD NOT MAKE HIM GO BLIND! He was Worried as he had taken many servants to he hospital for hysterical blindness – NOW HE KNEW WHY – HE QUIETLY PRAY TO GOD TOSAVE HIS SIGHT AS SHE STOPPED N BEGAN TO TURN AROUND)
AND THERE HER WAS NUDE HILLARY
AL: OOOOOOOOH
OOOOOOOOH (SAY SOMETHING)
OH MY GOD
HILLARY: THERE AIN”T NO GOD HERE HONEY SO HOW DO I LOOK?
AL: WELL……..THAT LANDING STRIP SURE IS STRAIGHT….I SEE YOU STRAIGHTENED OUT THE LEFT
(Al could feel the VODKA BURNING TO COMEBACK UP AT THE SIGHT)
AL: MAM YOU SIAD YOU WANTED ME TA CHECK ON THOSE CHOPPERS with The PRINCE
SO I”LL BE LEAVING YOU TO IT THEN
SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIFF
COUGH COUGH
Hillary: DING DONG THE BITCH IS GONE
OK PUDDIN HERE I CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
HEY PUDDIN I HAVE A GREAT IDEA YOU CAN GET THEM TA MAKE ME HEAD OF THE CFR N THEN I”LL BE TRUMP”S BOSS heHehEhEheeE
MAKE IT HAPPEN MY LITTLE NAZI
AND THAT”S THE SOROS HILLARY LOVE STORY

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